when you beat the “you’re sitting on the remote” allegations

we are not talking enough about abercrombie’s hard pivot

Whoever keeps those Arizona iced teas at $0.99 should be in charge of inflation

i feel like having a chat with her would fix a lot of my problems

Friends referencing a guy they’re talking to by everything other than his name is funny asf. Like you talk to BMW today? 😂

This is so fuckin funny, this is the I5 Union street exit to downtown Seattle & someone set up a camera in their apartment window to record all the people who come in a little too hot off the freeway

why go to therapy when i can run people over on GTA

I don't know if you guys realize that there is now a (very famous) precedent for how saying publicly that you are a victim of domestic violence, without naming your abuser, is considered defamation

My dog hates fireworks (he served in Iraq)

doctor: have you been tested for adhd before? me thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler: you have a nice office

who tf let me drink last night

We used to be a country

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

they just don’t make games like this anymore

He chose Theresa over Faith??? #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor x.com/dropoutninja/s…