As soon as you open your short the market will turn around. It’s only your short specifically. The entire market revolves around you.

it concerns me how hungry my girlfriend waits to get before she eats but the little tinge of desperation in her eyes when she asks me to cook for her turns me on every time

This entire flight to Thailand is just all old white dudes 💔💔

What we’re seeing is a classic rotation from software stocks to poverty.

Knew I was getting big fr when I was at the Thai night market and one of the vendors said “come come, XXL shirts inside” 😭😭😭😭😭

fiancé came home started talking about “the next japan trip” she has no idea the only trip we’re taking this year is to the food bank

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

Split the G on a first date. Accidentally turned the bar into a water park

Me in my late 20s when the third beers makes me yawn instead of feel a buzz

when a man has nothing important to be proud of like his clash royale trophies or uber rating he takes pride in useless stuff like academics career long term relationships

found an okta badge on the street but i assume you probably need at least two to get into the building

I fully believe Iran's missile range capabilities have increased. One of them will hit my portfolio tomorrow at 9 am sharp

How it feels to receive a $120 dividend (I'm down $12,700 on the stock this year)

This dead cat bounce absolutely ruining my covered calls

when do i get my adult penis

how are you unemployed and low rank like what do you even do

idgaf if he a whore my son better not be low elo

i love this fkn gif

can i come over and just do this