you don’t have to explain your actions if you whisper “wild card” before you do them

Isolation is a real problem for those who work from home sometimes I have to scream INBOX ZERO BITCH into the sky instead of a coworker's face.

Christmas movies told me the world is rife with mistletoe but I, a 27-year-old female, have no idea what it looks like even??? is this disparity a Hollywood problem or a no one wants to kiss me problem

in lieu of being the bigger person Ive decided on being a little bitch

Being in your late 20s is getting drunk on boxed white wine on a Friday, actually answering the phone when your mom calls, and realizing she's drunk on boxed white wine too.

Hoping I can send this to my mom and she'll finally understand what I do for a living.

Every time an ex promotes a job posting on LinkedIn I want to apply with a resume and cover letter detailing all the skills I learned dealing with his trash self

In 2019 I am trying to con my brother into drinking more water if I can't make myself do it I might as well force someone else to

To all the kids and all the adults who've said "Fuck it, math's cool," happy Pi Day. Open up an old spreadsheet, try out a multiplication test, see what you remember from 10th grade algebra. Say a nice hello to the numbers that make up our lives. 💛

it is my belief that rhinos and hippos are husband and wife

Thrilled to see my three passions (research, Gossip Girl, and my cool dog) collide in one article. Thanks to Float for the opportunity!

You can't control Bigfoot or aliens so you can't control me either

NO

RT if u love ghosts but you're scared of ghosts

Man, smash mouth was so right when they said “the years start comin and they don’t stop comin”

Ack! Excited, nervous, going to try my best! Please join us this Thursday to brainstorm together how we can take active roles to make our workplaces better spaces for LGBTQ+ folks. 🌈

being alive is great because there are so many different aiolis to try. but then of course there are also the horrors

them: are you ok? me (from bottom of hole): yeah I'm just having my Hole Time

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