I really love the part of the reel where the influencer is sitting at their desk typing on a laptop, like writing 'ahsjdhdbcbnfnxjdjdjjdjf' is a job

The fact that a Jewish director of a highly acclaimed film about the Holocaust, made in collaboration with the Auschwitz Museum, is being accused of *antisemitism* by right wingers simply because he decried the violence done to Palestinian civilians in his name says so much

Text your friends who live CD4! Tell them they're hot. Tell them they're interesting. Tell them to vote!

Turnout is still very low and skewing Republican in LA.

I was doing facial massage at a red light and almost choked myself out

I wrote this for Reductress and spent the next two years receiving emails that were half-death threat-ish and half 'is this actually satire pelase tell me i can't stop crying'

I don’t understand streamers removing shows. It seems like an old-fashioned concept of “shelf space.” They can’t leave it in a dark corner of the app, hard to find but at least let it exist? Anyway Hulu is disappearing Praise Petey. Check it out while you still can. It’s funny!

Pookie’s coming to the show

Tickets: elysiantheater.com/shows/lilysull…

If life is too easy you can always adopt 3 anxious pets who all have different schedules and don't really like each other

We keep seeing admin officials acknowledge that Israel's actions are indefensible then retreat behind 'but killing civilians isn't their *primary* intention.'

Who cares! If we're funding an obvious humanitarian catastrophe we should stop!

Me talking to my server at dinner:

Kristen Sinema but butch 😑

Had a nightmare that one by one all the trainers at my gym told me how old they were

Yes at the current rate of civilian deaths “eliminating Hamas” will require killing over 300,000 civilians in Gaza. The survivors of which will simply make up Hamas 2.0. This isn’t my opinion it’s the opinion of the former head of Shin Bet who casually said so few weeks ago