I miss when computer games were good

Actually my mental health is just fine as long as I have access to constant distraction and never have to sit alone and think my own thoughts :)

you know how websites always tell you what size the model in the photo is wearing

Never in my life did I imagine being 25, toothless, rubbing beef fat on my pregnant belly

How are people going on vacations?? I can barely afford staying put???

Omg just hit “undo send” in time to avoid a fatal email being sent out. Greatest rush of my goddamn life I’m so turned on right now.

Other than feeling like I’m a fucking failure who doesn’t deserve to be on this earth let alone enjoy its pleasures, I’m actually a pretty positive person

A little trick I have for when I feel overwhelmed by a task is that I don’t do it ☺️

How I approach people at parties

I feel insane