Me watching Rhaenyra burn down King's Landing season 2: #Houseofthedragon

soft launching waking up by snoozing my alarm 40 times before getting out of bed

you ever killed your own vibe by thinking

every breakup in paradise: listen it’s been an incredible 14 hours together but someone just shared their quesadilla with me and I’d like to explore that #bachelorinparadise

Finding out the role of Mr. Schue on Glee was written for Justin Timberlake makes so much sense. Like a puzzle piece in my brain I didn’t know was missing finally found.

Hi 911? Yes Eliza is using Rodney’s angelic personality against him #BachelorInParadise

Mommy can’t talk right now she’s liquidating her assets for the Eras Tour

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

turkey tastes like it never drank water while alive

some of you guys need rehab for diet coke

to me, this was cinema.

Can we please normalize being quiet in the morning. Some of you are just like too loud, excited & happy to start your day. Sometimes we just need some peaceful time and we don’t like noisy people in the morning. Thanks.

SO well-deserved! Congratulations @jencoolidge for WINNING Best Supporting Actress - Television Limited Series/Motion Picture ❤️ #GoldenGlobes

jennifer coolidge >>> everyone else

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

startup idea - instagram, but it only shows you photos from people you follow and in chronological order

idk bout y’all but my new year is starting february, january was trial

We gotta say we think our uniform is just as good as your other one, Scott. Ant-Man

me forgetting i exist while i'm driving