we should look into a war over this area

what is something I can have for dinner that could make me feel like myself again

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

Accurate.

"This is as close to showing a lesbian as we can get before foreign markets cut off distribution of the movie"

the woman who wrote the book telling other women to have lots of kids apparently lives in a house with a laundry room the size of a studio apartment

It’s time to move the bog again

Love going to a restaurant with a paper tablecloth. They are inviting anarchy. You can do whatever you want on there.

Strands #206 “Claim your steak” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

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sometimes y’all tweet and forget to include the word “white”

Pay attention. The six conservative justices, on the highest court in the land, looked at overwhelming evidence in support of staying Marcellus Williams execution and let it happen anyway. They're willing to let innocent people die on party lines. This is why elections matter.

he claims he was dressing up as 50 cent??? LMAOOO

Satchel Paige made his last Major League appearance OTD in 1965. HE WAS 59 YEARS OLD!

Look at my pretty records

In the 1660s, tea cost up to £6 a pound, over £1000 in today’s money.

Go change your settings!

Gross

When I interviewed Paul Mescal he showed up wearing a four leaf clover t-shirt