Someone just called me a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Ouch! I didn’t even use his name in the question. #wokeGrok x.com/i/grok/share/W…

I can't wait to charge $200/hour to fix all the stuff "vibe coders" are about to deliver to clients.

We need a new organ that wither breaks down microplastics to excrete them or make them into something useful. They are too deeply embedded into our environment now. We need to evolve or engineer an adaptation to cope.

Trump is the kind of president the US installs in another country to screw it up

the decoupling of american and chinese trade could herald a short golden age for the middle aisle at lidl

you know which app never crashed/glitched?

Japan develops universal artificial blood compatible with all blood types.

instead of texting “on my way” i’m just gonna start sending this

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but when I fart, the room smells lovely.

Fail to clean up you dog's poo and you're fined £1000. Dump billions of litres of shit in Britain's rivers and you're in line for a six-figure annual bonus.

Here's my London crime story: I was in a coffee shop and they charged me £4.50 for a latte. London has fallen.

Rylan’s behaviour today is a good example of why it’s best to keep quiet and let people think you’re dumb rather than open your mouth and prove it

How someone died shouldn’t prevent people from telling the truth about how they lived.

Everywhere needs to do this

It's not slaw you pretentious wanks, it's coleslaw.

things changed after the Greenland War. watching waves of euros be vaporized by Amazon drones, Trump gifting the Eiffel Tower to Saudi Arabia. now, most of the euros left alive are used to farm stem cells for overweight Americans to grow second stomachs.

World's best cities to live in. 1. 🇬🇧 London 2. 🇯🇵 Tokyo 3. 🇨🇳 Shanghai 4. 🇸🇬 Singapore 5. 🇦🇺 Melbourne 6. 🇦🇺 Sydney 7. 🇫🇷 Paris 8. 🇨🇳 Beijing 9. 🇺🇸 New York 10. 🇳🇱 Amsterdam (Global Finance Magazine)

And just like that, millennials and genX are back in our Rage Era. ✊🏻

I miss the evil billionaires who'd try to buy their way into heaven by funding massive public libraries