J D MacDonald (@jdmac177) 's Twitter Profile
J D MacDonald

@jdmac177

Bad scriptwriter, hoping to fail upwards.
Co-writer of @HearCircles
Skater @NorfolkRDerby

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calendar_today17-09-2015 10:03:34

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sarah (@slothanova) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese

I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese
Janel Comeau 🍁 (@verybadllama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"childless woman" is such an 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?

William Jeffrey Rankin (@thecarnacki) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Frankenstein: "Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to write a story about you!" And thus, Frankenstein's not-so-popular Mary Shelley biography was born.

Frankenstein: "Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to write a story about you!"

And thus, Frankenstein's not-so-popular Mary Shelley biography was born.
Natalie Wynn (@contrapoints) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There are no trans women boxing in the Olympics. I am begging everyone on this app to look within and try to discover what it is you’re really angry about.

a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore (@steamedhamms) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the guy who ran this museum we are in in Slovenia just talked us through how the museum worked and then said “seeing as you’re British, please don’t steal anything for your own museum”

donald boat (@laserboat999) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Alien is the best horror movie because most of the first half of the movie is the crew pressing buttons and flicking switches. But they’re fantastic buttons, they look very clicky and chunky and fun to press

Alasdair Beckett-King (@misterabk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Male writers often compare women to dessert foods. E.g. 'She had brown chocolate eyes and cherry red lips.' Whereas, they tend to describe men using savoury foods. E.g. 'His leg was like a massive baguette."

Bugs (like the bunny) 💗🖤💗 (@bugsmaytrix) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i think the reason you choose to transition is personal and doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. transition because you have dysphoria, transition because you think it would be cool. transition because you're bored. just take care to not become weird and bitter

i think the reason you choose to transition is personal and doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. transition because you have dysphoria, transition because you think it would be cool. transition because you're bored. just take care to not become weird and bitter
Floella Benjamin (@floellabenjamin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Happy to be celebrating #BlackHistoryMonth across the country with Humpty looking through the round window at many of my #Playschool Babies 💕

Happy to be celebrating #BlackHistoryMonth across the country with Humpty looking through the round window at many of my #Playschool Babies 💕
trash jones (@jzux) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

liam cunningham (@liamcunningham1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There is a tipping point fast approaching. European leaders are not reading the room. The empty words and complicity in this horror show will not be tolerated much longer. The people are screaming now.