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Alasdair Beckett-King

@misterabk

Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Books, Podcasts, Links: linktr.ee/misterabk | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him

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Male writers often compare women to dessert foods. E.g. 'She had brown chocolate eyes and cherry red lips.' Whereas, they tend to describe men using savoury foods. E.g. 'His leg was like a massive baguette."