The time Salzburg Ultras turned up for their u7s game and cheered them on. Those kids will remember that forever, quality that! ❤️👏

Somehow ended up in Oran Mor 🤷‍♂️

West End Wanksy.

There's lots of things great about living in Scotland, free prescriptions and free uni for example. But by far the best is having tattie scones on a fry up and readily available in supermarkets

If anyone is wondering then Nottingham is by far a nicer city and place to live than Leicester.

“Fuck your Honda Civic I’ve a horse outside”

Given the rapid soft-decolonisation that France’s former colonies are pushing, it would be funny AF if the Crown Jewels stolen from the Louvre today end up in the Mali National Museum.

Homemade Butter Chicken and paratha tonight troops.

It’s been a good weekend. Had a nice wee nosey around UoG and the West End yesterday with the wean, and today went for a run, watched sports, and had a nap. Monday will bring what it may.

Bukhara isn’t just an open-air museum 🌟 History and daily life coexist here: kids race past ancient walls, and artisans craft in courtyards once filled with Silk Road traders

Asked both ChatGPT and Grok to draw me a map with the oldest continually inhabited cities plotted on it and this is the slop they returned. The sooner the AI bubble bursts the better.

Gonna be losing a lot more time to Insta

Can’t believe Rangers signed Danny Behr as manager.

If you had to pick any city in the world to visit which one would it be?

I’m off to bed. Monday Night Football is a stupid idea anyway. (I reserve the right to say otherwise if I wake up to a Tampa Bay Buccaneers win).

Remember kids; a loss doesn’t count if you aren’t awake to see it.

Wanna feel old? This was released 30yrs ago today. Still a banger tho. open.spotify.com/track/1waLmkUy…

2yrs ago today me and the family made our pilgrimage to Estadio Nacional.