I hate pleasure spiked with pain. Music is my fucking submarine to be honest with you. Let me be straight with you. This is why I left the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I said to Kiedis that music was more like my submarine and that I preferred pure pleasure and he went beserk

(planning to kill myself just days later) hey guys what’s up today im going to be reviewing the oatly oat milk from whole foods

My stand up comedy set is I go on stage and I say in a total monotone “the kids of today think that the bicentennial man was bisexual and lived for one hundred years” Then I take my Ding out and start wanking it like crazy and screaming like an animal

Crazy frog noise heard from Epstein’s cell moments before he’s found dead

You haven't heard Primus until you've listened to them with Bass Boost

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bringing my personal sybian to work so I can use it instead of riding the shared one in the office kitchen