I am hereby ordering all cops into chain mode at once. This is mandatory

ass is also known as nature’s pussy

did this really happen?

CALLING ALL PATRIOTS: Can we get your help honoring this 50 ft TRUMP TRAIN boxcar? Send in your saved up cum loads SO WE CAN COVER ALL 50 STATES #MAGA #AmericaFirst

show me the celebrities you've been told u look like

I dont get the channels I want. I only turn on the tv and receive porno now. Video explaining what I mean Comcast

i just cant think of anything funnier than this

doing medical resarch

nancy pelosi has called the clone troopers into action

loading up a halo needler with my many gout crystals

(getting torn to shreds by angry nazi mob) Holy shirtballs!!’ Piss!!

the motley fool has issued a rare "silent suckoff" alert

“be polite, be professional” —pussy eaters creed

the Budweiser family of brands is seeking more information on me all because I accidentally hit 1-2 Clydesdale with my car

Jon Ossoff lost the Georgia election despite a great campaign