Uhhh… dude? You might not want to just leave your crap floating in there. Flush that shit. Dumbass…

If something good started happening you could bet that some fuck stick would get mad and think it was bad. Just goes to show what a fucked up whirl we’re living in

Paying someone to wrap their arms around my fat gut and squeeze all the farts out of me until I’m skinny

I see the April Fools fuckwits are having their day in the sun. I won’t be participating in their bullshit. Bye.

Here’s my “joke” to make you smile today. Suck my dick, kiss my ass, and go fuck your own momma. See you later with another one, dumbass.

Getting back at my ex-wife and her lawyer by blocking my rear windshield with a bunch of insane homemade decals and stickers

Go sit on your ass, turn on the game, and start fucking farting you big ass piece of shit.

Waiting patiently for someone to send me a bluesky invite.

sup guys hows everyone doin on hellsite rn?

You ever get thirsty while you’re taking a bath and take a little sip of your sludge?

Guess what. I just saw your ass on /r/facepalm. Pretty fucking sad, dude…

You smell something rancid blow in with the sea air, like poop or a dead body. Roll a constitution save to see if you hurl.

Warren Buffet told Elon Musk not to fart a bubble into the pizza dough before he baked it. It’s a lesson in emotional intelligence.

Sweet tooth? Candy freak? All of the above? You know you love it. Click here to enter Wonka’s World.

need a massive burger that that sprays cheese like a lanced boil when its cut in half, and then looks like a big shitty ass that has the buttcheeks spread apart

I'd like to implant a snow crash style mind virus into the brains of people who post "wojacks" and then flip the detonator switch

on the last day i use twittwr i shall don the username "the poopoo guy" for a final farewell to my followers