no disrespect to yall, but i was not watching beheading videos in the 4th grade, yall be easy 🙏🏾

never forget that

how gay do you have to be to recognise lana del rey’s brother

Love that Robert Pattinson has normalized lying when people try to learn too much about you

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

You can’t threaten suicide online like you used to..

Nachos are so lovely you get to dig around…make choices..learn about yourself and others

cooking high as fuck thinking this is just like cooking mama

You brake checked me. I’m holding an open beer and you brake checked me

You crave Diet Coke because your spirit is broken

“Kanye West told Alex Jones that–” I bite down on the capsule. Pain. Then: pressure. I’m… free. I open my eyes to the glory of an open field. Aromatic herbs and wildflowers aglow. My mother licks me clean and I bathe in my first dusk as a Shetland pony.

2023

i know dogs b bored they don’t got no phone 😂😂😂😂

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