the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe

Every day I wake up wanting to be a menace to society but knowing 90% of my friends view me as the living embodiment of soft cottagecore and I just don’t know how to break that cycle

Who gave me the audacity to black out on a Thursday night like a junior in college instead of a responsible adult with a 9-5 I have to show up for in the morning? Because they need to take it back...

My goal in life is not to become a snowbird that flys south for the winter but to become an “autumnbird” who spends falls (read: Halloween!!!!!) in New England

a confession: I really enjoy talking about the weather. idk why it’s always the example of a boring topic. I love remarking about how nice the breeze is or how bad we needed rain!! it’s unseasonably warm!! someone has to say it!!

every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go

Don’t forgot to text all ur mom-friends as well as ur real moms this Mother’s Day!!!

It is 5:39 am and I am at a gas station in Pennsylvania where a man is casually gambling on a slot machine. In the gas station. This state is wild.

Mel just referred to the literal Atlantic Ocean as “that one lake” and when I called him on it he blamed it on being from upstate NY ???

I have never in my 23 years gotten poison ivy. I used to absolutely ROAST my sister for getting it every summer and having to deal with the itchy, sticky mess for a few days. Today I have returned from a 4 day camping trip covered head to toe in poison oak. Karma is a bitch.

so we’re just powering through hot drunk trainwreck summer without processing all the grief, I love this for us it’s like Hemingway going to the French Riviera after WWI

My car broke down (again) and now I’m standing on the side of the highway with just a duffel bag and a jar of pickles. I know it’s all part of the plot but I just wanna know what exactly this adds...

at a wedding and the little cousins just ordered a round of shirley temples. the night has officially started

I am very partial to converse sneakers but my sister, who is 6 years younger, is partial to vans. Is this some sort of millennial/ gen z generational cut off/ divide or am I just less cool?

Just drove by a broken down horse and buggy on the side of the road. It’s good to be home

I binged ‘Community’ at the beginning of the pandemic and “cool cool cool cool” became so ingrained in my regular vernacular that I’d forgotten I picked it up from something until literally 5 min ago when I saw a meme of Abed saying it…

Of all places for me to get car sick, Kansas was probably the least likely yet here we are…

The saddest thing about moving across the country is opening up snap maps in your area and seeing 3 people instead of 87