'You must be very disappointed by the election results. Have you thought of resigning and giving someone else a chance?'
'Not really, Prime Minister'

England I am begging you to come up with a different name for what are effecively Elected Provincial Governors, you cannot give this area a head political figure and call it 'Mayor' when it's a few years of bad coastal erosion away from spanning entire width of northern England.

They'll be no nationalised Grand Hotel Scarborough then, I'll tell the children.

Conservatives wiped out in Sheffield.

he really has NO awareness of his surroundings does he

Sorry I can’t look at him without thinking about “Gatherer Schafer”

voter: I stayed at home
Tory MPs:

They… they did it…

Conservative strategy for Reform feels reminiscent of Cady Heron's dieting advice in Mean Girls: don't worry, first you bloat, then you lose ten pounds LIKE THAT.

Interesting to see the response to Galloway. Seems like 'I think they should be supported, I just don't want children taught that it's a normal part of life' is recognised as homophobia when said about gay people, but not recognised as transphobia when said about trans people.

By far the most hilarious political story of the year is the Tories finding out their cunning voter ID law has suppressed their own supporters

If you need any more reason to love Dionne Warwick than you already do, remember the time she called out Cilla for her brazen chicanery

Thot daughter has taken over gay son

did me and the girls lipsync the ENTIRE amsterdam fight from rhobh last night?

yes. yes we did.

not the biggest faith in my local candidates so had no choice but to spoil my ballot, had no idea democracy could fling you into this much credit card debt

This is literally what’s happening to trans people now…. Like what’s not clicking in peoples brains 🙃

🫣

Can't believe he's going to build HS2

Your Uncle Wallace on his time working in England

ASMR Austro-hungarian officer gf tries to motivate you to go over the top in fluent German, halting Czech, terrible Hungarian