What a sentence.

mediocre white men wish they could carry themselves with the unearned confidence of Liz Truss

I had forgotten my favourite OJ Simpson fact (probably my favourite fact), OJ Simpson was a sprinter before becoming an American footballer, he took part in a race in 1967 won by a British athlete who ran under 10.2s for the second time that year

That athlete, Ming Campbell

nobody does it like him

got a friend who's been called Poncho for the last twenty years after mentioning them in class one morning

something great about having a tweet sitting there with one like at the same time as an absolute juggernaut hoovering them up. the modern version of that guy whispering 'remember you are mortal' in your ear.

really adds something to an already fantastic excuse that this guy is a councillor

BBC understands that Wilma Brown, Labour candidate for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath, has been suspended pending an investigation into her social media use.

Good thing we don't let under-25s get tattoos, vote, have kids, join the military, live on their own etc. because that would be a disaster. Their brains haven't even matured!

The number of people forced to flee from war in Sudan has now surpassed 8.5 million. An appalling number.
They're now internally displaced, sheltering in Sudan, or refugees abroad. 'Thousands are crossing borders daily as if the emergency had started yesterday,' says UNHCR.

not happy about this cut-off line for Wisdom of the Ancients. Calvin Harris used to want to hug me, now I'm being asked to tell stories of the Before Time.

I'm not necessarily against this but Marmaduke (Marmaduke!) looks like he was born to fight while laughing uproariously, while Barron was born to hiss 'my father will hear about this'

and struck down the most noble child the gods ever put on this good earth

fresh notifications on this suggest that he's struck again

is there something in the fucking water today?