Those between 50 and 65 are parents whose kids had Sure start, increased Child Benefit, EMA and access to a functioning NHS.

An old work colleague is on Four in a Bed.
He came out as gay at a Middlesbrough FE college in the mid 1990s so he should cope with criticism of slightly discoloured grouting in the bathroom.

That's Barry.

The Champions League holds little interest for me. Apart from the club I support the highlights of the season are Coventry in the FA Cup and Portsmouth and Stockport getting promoted.

Part of me wishes the top 6 would break away to a European League and the rest of us can enjoy English football without the influence of sovereign wealth funds and the mega rich.

Although he did allegedly try to trade £5000 for his release from the flat of a complete stranger at 3am.

An extraordinarily high proportion of Tory MPs are weird, compromised and/or shamelessly greedy.

Need maximost £5K, bad men outstandifold.
Not deep joy.

Lancashire Constabulary have responded to the allegations about Mark Menzies.
They've sent 100 officers to Manchester to help with the investigation into Angela Rayner.

Why would you get your dog drunk? It's already your best mate...

Who says men can't multitask? The Tory chief whip knew about the Mark Menzies shenanigans at the same time as cheering on James Daly attempting to smear Angela Rayner.
It really is the end of days stuff.
#GeneralElectionNow

An early morning briefing at GMP HQ for officers working on the Angela Rayner investigation.

James Daly has just reported to GMP that Angela Rayner once put the wrong bin out before realising her mistake 10 minutes later one Friday in 2007.

Can I sit here, Mavis? Mark Menzies' dog has thrown up downstairs and the smell of cheap cider is overpowering.

Imagining what I'd do if I was phoned up at 3.15am by a Tory MP pleading for money as 'a matter of life and death'
Once I'd put the receiver down would I go straight back to bed or make a cup of tea and read for a bit?

The allegations against Mark Menzies are so serious even James Daly can describe them.

Can count himself lucky he doesn't live in Greater Manchester.
If Angela Rayner is an example, hundreds of GMP officers would now be investigating the seedy world of Mark Menzies and his alleged fraud.

I assume the sketch was taken immediately after Trump reportedly farted.
Judging from his expression it was a real window rattler

If he does the post will be in the Czech.

That Afghan interpreters could be the first on planes to Rwanda should shame the country.
Anyone prepared to die for a country should be allowed to live in it.