the capybara high jump 🥇

tranquility

Taking my meds two minutes ago and being like ummmm did I take my meds or did I imagine that

kanye probably dming shit to gossip girl at this point

Pete Davidson:

Only person stressing me out right now is me because I want so much more for myself

Robbed at gunpoint by Gort

he lives in our hearts #ashtray #Euphoria x.com/fwbranden/stat…

oh you need my ID and vax card?? got it. let me just. pour my purse on the ground. wait it’s on my phone too, wait sorry that’s a nude, can you hold my joint for a sec, whoops my keys are in the sewer

the way bacon had y’all by the THROAT in 2009

Who taught him how to do that Who taught him to get silly like that

me: so this is called a hot pocket gorilla: [in sign language] i'm going to rip off your ear and then shake you until you're dead me: [doesn't know sign language] no silly we have to microwave it first

Had to make my own coffee this morning like some sort of rustic peasant

Full speed ahead 💯

Closing out Game 1 with a W and Michael Anderson on the mound! #WeAre