Is it possible for the whole internet to have a gas leak

I know y’all get mad at people for conflating The Weeknd with his character on The Idol but I must note the show is shot at The Weeknd’s house, with The Weeknd’s music playing, with The Weeknd’s character being friends with The Weeknd’s music producer who has a cameo as himself—

I yelled good morning officer and he looked up 😂 you ain't fooling nobody

the airbnb collapse is so awesome and i hope every property owner has to sell at a gutwrenching loss to someone who might actually live in the fuckin place

Writing a satire about how awful the entertainment industry is whilst also being as awful as the ppl in your satire is so…

In the U.S. you cannot discriminate based on religion. But in the U.S. your religion can be the reason you discriminate.

This property at 519 Dryburgh St, North Melbourne is listed for $1,500 a week. Zoom in anywhere, I dare you.

What is a random piece of micro-advice your parents gave you? Not advice on big or significant things, but nevertheless something you’ll never forget. My mom used to say “One dog is a pet. Two dogs is dogs.”

shout out to the women in the hot dog eating contest who ate 2 dogs in 5 minutes… no competitive streak no urgency just taking the stage for a light lunch

the supreme court rules that non binary people do owe you androgyny

Corset gays are so scary. If I see a twink with a corset and some Zara pants in the club it’s strikes fear into my body. I grip my tequila bottle and blow the candle at my table out like a Neolithic mother, protecting her child from a wolf looking to feast on my unsuspecting kin.

🥳Just announced! 🎙️ The Wheeler Centre & The Round present a live recording of the hit podcast Being Biracial, with special guests Aurelia St Clair and Darcy Vescio. ✨ Be part of something special on 21 March. Tickets this way 👉 bit.ly/3SFvQ5n

must be scary to be a brunette in England right now knowing that at any minute a tabloid could take your photo and say you’re kate middleton

Looking for a SZA ticket tixel.com/u/aur%C3%A9lias

.Aurelia St Clair just told a joke about locking down the first lesbian she met that didn’t like camping and that’s so real 😭 just want a girl who doesn’t like camping and doesn’t have a boyfriend

It's the bird from this week's episode 107 feat Jordan Barr, Aurelia St Clair and Charlie Lewin from Pop Gays! #podcastclips #whoknewit #WKIwMS #birdwatching