I just want that fkn grimace shake smdh

If you’d asked me what the most beautiful song in the world was in 2003 I would’ve said
‘behind blue eyes - Limp Bizkit’

accountant: and do you have a receipt for that expense?
me:

what if the unionised orcas heard about billionaires on the submersible

Stepson of missing billionaire on Titanic submarine shares he attended Blink-182 concert:

“It might be distateful being here but my family would want me to be at the blink-182 show”

I actually can’t get anything done till they find this submarine.

living with my brothers again has shown me that l the pass agg older sister is always within you.

I’ve missed her.

it’s so funny how long we believed that the pizzes and shids just dropped out of the plane ✈️

the RBA is about to suggest we all do cold plunges

every shoe is a jazz shoe if you’re gay

she meant a lot to me

it’s a beautiful time to be alive when mid conversation you realise one of you is talking about Tom Sandoval the the other is talking about Tom Wambsgans

🎶 Chiquitita, can I change lanes? 🎶

it’s important to put on the simpsons at 6pm and make yourself a spag bol like a nostalgic freak

Penguins are not your monogamy mascots!! They fuck! Around!!!!

I unlocked $35 mobile Rush tickets. Sue me.
TodayTix! todaytix.com/melbourne/show…

i love female friendship

some great comedy and great faces on 9Now at the moment!
check it outttttt 💗💗💗💗💗

dad likes scissor lifts

on Monday nights I just wanna kick back , relax and rewatch 2016’s The Arrival