must be scary to be a brunette in England right now knowing that at any minute a tabloid could take your photo and say you’re kate middleton

🥳Just announced!

🎙️ The Wheeler Centre & The Round present a live recording of the hit podcast Being Biracial, with special guests Aurelia St Clair and Darcy Vescio.

✨ Be part of something special on 21 March. Tickets this way 👉 bit.ly/3SFvQ5n

Corset gays are so scary. If I see a twink with a corset and some Zara pants in the club it’s strikes fear into my body. I grip my tequila bottle and blow the candle at my table out like a Neolithic mother, protecting her child from a wolf looking to feast on my unsuspecting kin.

the supreme court rules that non binary people do owe you androgyny

shout out to the women in the hot dog eating contest who ate 2 dogs in 5 minutes… no competitive streak no urgency just taking the stage for a light lunch

What is a random piece of micro-advice your parents gave you? Not advice on big or significant things, but nevertheless something you’ll never forget.

My mom used to say “One dog is a pet. Two dogs is dogs.”

This property at 519 Dryburgh St, North Melbourne is listed for $1,500 a week. Zoom in anywhere, I dare you.

In the U.S. you cannot discriminate based on religion.

But in the U.S. your religion can be the reason you discriminate.

i’m sorry you’re never gonna catch me having less fun to live longer. i’m having a nice time but it doesn’t need to go on forever.

seeing a lot of hot takes regarding Colleen's video being 'millennial cringe' & about 'millennial infantilization' & i really need folks to admit they're talking about whiteness. and the infantilization of white womanhood. not millennials.

the airbnb collapse is so awesome and i hope every property owner has to sell at a gutwrenching loss to someone who might actually live in the fuckin place

i nominate every music journalism publication to make a list of 'iconic lgbtq+ songs' without including a single 'this is my fight song' type-beat made by a straight white woman challenge

I yelled good morning officer and he looked up 😂 you ain't fooling nobody

Writing a satire about how awful the entertainment industry is whilst also being as awful as the ppl in your satire is so…

Our landlord is raising our rent by $565 p/m and has issued not one, not two but THREE Notices of Rent Increase. No more unlimited rent increases! RENT CAPS, RENT FREEZE & PUBLIC HOUSING NOW!

Is it possible for the whole internet to have a gas leak