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TUESDAY. Literary Death Match fortyfivedownstairs is going to be a rollicking wonder of lit, wonder and laughs.

Round 2 feat...
Candy Bowers vs. Charlie Lewin

WHO YA GOT, #Melbourne ?

(Also, grab a $20 ticket to see who wins — link in bio) #cityofmelbourne

“and start saying ‘serial killer capital’”

what if we kissed at the Duolingo On Ice: Multilingual Musical Experience?

it’s giving SharkBoy & LavaGirl

a second park has been asbestos mulched

just found out it’s stress awareness month. otherwise known as April.

Lizzo: by “I quit” I of course mean I am quitting giving up… or quitting quitting if you will.

it’s been long enough. we need to talk about how completely uniconic this was. just no cultural impact whatsoever. a total non-event that passed by unloved and unnoticed. a tragic flop of epic proportions.

me adding a dash of vanilla to a stir fry: i’m queering the menu

me, who had never heard of Anjali & Sufi till this very moment: is there no true love left in the world???

if I had Madame Web’s power of premonition, then I would simply not have watched Madame Web.

the video of israeli troops blowing up kids just walking to the rubble that was once their home is insane. the zionist monsters just obliterate them. pretty fucking clear this is not about hamas, i mean what did those kids' deaths achieve? this is about torment and annihilation

I hope this email finds you a wife

if King Charles is dead, then who’s been asking for my PayPal?

here if you need, babe. pussy in bio anytime xx

me at the Dune 2 premiere forgetting I have industrial strength ear plugs in: IT’S ANYA TAYLOR-JOY!!!!

Reneé Rapp calls for an immediate and permanent ceasefire in Gaza on stage during her acceptance speech at the GLAAD Awards.

there’s nothing I love more than a “Peter Pan on Broadway” kinda lesbian