Sooo is it possible for the State of Maine to secede from the US??? Can we make that happen please??

Asked drew to put tanning lotion on my back. This is the result. I’m packing my bags & moving out.

I am team Sarah all the way. Those girls were awful to her & she didn’t deserve it one bit. That cattiness honestly makes me super sad & I know the bachelor is always drama filled but that was too much 🥺

4 days until spring semester starts.. Have I ordered books? no. Have I looked at the syllabus? no. Do I even know what classes I’m taking? no. This sounds like a problem for Sunday night. Until then I’m going to pretend like I have my shit together.

nothing is cuter than bernie sanders in those cute mittens 🥺

i think the world needs another Post Malone album

I just put a deposit down on a car & I can’t even get it until we close on our house at the end of the month. Really testing my patience here & I have 0 patience so this waiting game is not gonna work for me ☠️

today is not my day

#BestBarOHOP for the best nutella breadsticks ever ☠️

I don’t suggest getting your masters in social work while working full time. Just don’t do it. Working 40 hours a week along with 16 hours at my partnership plus two classes.... N O T H A N K Y O U

it’s august so that means i can start using my fall scented candles & soaps from bath & body works right?

when people ask “wHy did YoU gEt BoToX?” & tell me “you don’t need botox you’re too young!! “ okay thanks for your unsolicited opinion but we “don’t need” a lot of things in life & that doesn’t seem to stop you from buying 300 dollars worth of shit you don’t need at target BYEEEE

drew & i just found mouse poop in our brand new house and i’m freaking the hell out- instead of just accepting it & setting traps i’m getting ready to call a realtor to sell our house.

i have been planning my next concert outfit since covid cancelled all concerts last year & this rain is KILLING MY COUNTRY CONCERT OUTFIT VIBE

I started my second year of grad school last week & I haven’t looked at any of the course content yet. Can you tell I’m pretty fucking over it?

Yankees had absolutely no chance in the Wild Card game after Remy came out and threw a strike. Fenway will not be the same without this man.

today I will finish my fourth semester of grad school, which means I only have four more semesters. i’m going to be a therapist. what🤯

i feel like i say this every semester but i am disgustingly underprepared to start classes

anyone else with adhd go to do something on their phone then get distracted by something else (or often times multiple things) on their phone & then forget why you got on your phone in the first place? lol love that for me

in an unfortunate turn of events i learned last night that i’m severely allergic to shellfish which is something ive eaten my whole life so now i’m sad 1) bc i missed my friends wedding reception and 2) i can’t eat fucking shellfish anymore