Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Tell Lavender happy birthday right now 😤💜 (this is a threat).

BREAKING NEWS: The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001–2003) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after marathoning the extended editions for the 200th time

We got a new sound system, so obvs we're watching Dune two.

Mad Max: Fury Road is a perfect film. (We did switch movies).

Rest in Peace Lord Vader

Trump: “I’ve been a leader on fertilization”

“I have concepts of a plan”

Liam Trump:

ROAN OF ARC OH MY GOD CHAPPELL????????????

A new addition to my full sized fragrances 🥰 not pictured: a million samples.

I looooveeee having a shitty day at work like okaaaayy suits!!

Damn I miss Amy Winehouse.

THE ACCURACY

This is how your email finds me

A stranger told me I smelled amazing today when I was grocery shopping & now you can't tell me shit.

A vice presidential candidate saying “I’m gonna make shit up to forward my agenda” is absurd

They work fast