Happy 40th birthday to the talented America Ferrera.

We have used all the Polyjuice Potion

So my home district needs another fluky congressman you say? 👀

Things are so bad in the House that Voldemort showed up

Keith I know that hair anywhere!

It's Gary!🫠

It’s time for a Keith congressional run.

15 years ago, Taylor Swift released 'You Belong With Me'

Conversation heard on CNN this morning between Reporter & Rep. Jared Moskowitz:

Reporter: “What’s going on with Marjorie Taylor Greene?”

Rep.M: “There aren’t enough psychologists in the world to explain what’s going on with Marjorie Taylor Greene.”

He actually did it

“Former U.S. Treasury Secretary Larry Summers predicted that Donald Trump’s return to the White House could have “catastrophic consequences” for the economy.” semafor.com/article/04/17/…

Hearing this is making the rounds on freshman lawmaker text chains

Good vibes in the House today…

The Senate ending the Mayorkas impeachment:

Rep. Donald Payne, Jr. has been unconscious and on a ventilator since his heart attack on April 6. His prognosis remains uncertain. 🙏

newjerseyglobe.com/congress/donal…

🚨🚨The first Mayorkas article of impeachment is ruled unconstitutional by 51-48-1. One senator voted present, Sen. Lisa Murkowski

With the Q1 finance reports in, here's a map of all the incumbents who got outraised by the opposite party last quarter (excluding self-funding).

Overall, 21 Rs and 3 Dems got outraised. BIG caveat that many races are still pre-primary, and thus have multiple challengers.

Moskowitz responds to comments made by Greene: I say this as someone whose grandparents escaped the holocaust… There’s no gas chambers in Ukraine. They’re not railing people in. They’re not trying to erase a people. Stop bringing up Nazis and Hitler. You want to talk about…

Murkowski says she's not in a good mood today, declines talking to reporters

She's carrying peanut butter jelly sandwiches though, maybe that'll help