In Arizona a cactus now has more laws protecting it than a woman does.

Guy Richie trying to make something without the word “Gentleman” in the title

I know it’s not “cool” to “like” things but I think this Oscars is very good.

I did part of Katie Britt’s sex trafficking monologue for a Chicago Med audition

Can I go big AND go home?

Q: Who is Aaron Burr’s favorite NBA player?
A: RIP Hamilton.

Amy Adams as “Doing the Best she Can” Woman

I think it should be illegal to advertise pharmaceuticals and God

How do you not call it 2wister?

Hootie and the Blow Sitch

romo: i hate football jim. always have. i wanted to be a dancer but my father forbid it. and my mother just watched silently as he crushed my dreams. oh i wouldve been the most graceful dancer youve ever seen jim

nantz: mahomes doing a little dancing of his own in the pocket,

Jesus was born via surrogate

A great thing to do in Hollywood is immediately throw your writers under the bus!

“Comedian John Mulaney Helps Letters To Santa Raise Funds For Families In Need” by Jim Ryan

Read full article -> forbes.com/sites/jimryan1…

Convene Heather Whinna regular steve albini John Mulaney Glen Hansard Katie Rich Patrick Rowland Nnamdi Ngwe Todd Barry Al Woker

Apple TV produces the most beautiful garbage I’ve ever consumed. Just gorgeous billion dollar emotionally manipulative horseshit.

I can’t explain it but you see a movie in a theater and you watch a movie at home