hear me out: Muppet Twilight. Nothing else changes. It’s the exact same movie but every character but Bella is a muppet.

you are an expert at "sorry" & keeping lines blurry & never impressed by me aceing your tests

something about 2023 feels like 2018 to me, this is about to be a good ass year

I love saturdays because I get to play my favorite game: how do I sleep in enough that I feel refreshed but not so much that I feel a creeping existential dread and the feeling that I’m wasting my youth

See below for the most concise reason yet why Marjorie Taylor Greene is perhaps the least serious legislator and quite possibly the most dangerous person in Washington, D.C.

I love the way God continues to provide for me. It be the smallest things & I just be smiling because I know He’s got me & everything always gonna work out.

We are thrilled to introduce Dr. Tanuja Singh as the tenth president of #UIndy. Dr. Singh will officially assume her role on July 1. Learn more about her bit.ly/42rZxet.

Chicago that was sooooo epic. Playing 3 nights at Soldier Field and getting to sing ‘You All Over Me’ with Maren Morris who I adore. You guys were so much fun to play for, I love you 🥰 See you 🔜 Detroit! 📷: Natasha Moustache / Getty Images

me listening to me listening to speak now speak now tv in 2011 in 2023 #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

I miss four weddings. I miss four strangers with the ugliest weddings you’ve ever seen judging the living crap out of each other. nothing else on tv like it.

this Barbie is carrying the United States economy on her back

EVERYONE STAY CALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! indystar.com/story/entertai…

the amount of times I’ve accidentally left my speaker on and then scared the crap out of myself when I click on someone’s story 🤦🏻‍♀️

good mental health leaving my body now it’s getting dark at 5pm

can we just all agree that kroger self check out is the worst and it has never worked completely correctly for anyone 😤

hey sorry i forgot your name already i was busy getting ready to say my name while you were saying your name

you want me to finish a task???? On December 19th???? literally Christmas morning???

Please Don’t Fall In Love With Me April 5th the start of a new chapter