Sooooo....a single puppy dies on a plane and you introduce a Bill in two days. 17 kids die and we don’t even have hearings. Real profile in courage. x.com/senjohnkennedy…

This is how they change the outcome of elections. westernjournal.com/confirmed-face…

Your move, Melania. x.com/nytimes/status…

Americans were treated to a profane, insult-laden, often inappropriate monologue last night. But enough about the President Donald J. Trump. How about the White House Correspondents Dinner?

Raúl say bravo amigo! x.com/Gene_G1960/sta…

There is still the pro surf going @MattInBrazil? x.com/MattInBrazil/s…

One rad thing about the Andy Irons movie is premiere is that - for this one time only - sensitivity about partying will spare us the next day's pointless pictorial of 200 guys in plaid shirts with anonymous blondes swilling the sponsor's beer.

Yeah so Congress should ban it along with the Trump regime.. Weedkiller found in granola and crackers, internal FDA emails show theguardian.com/us-news/2018/a…

A lot about surfing will be revealed today... like the fact that what's exciting about surfing is the unknown variables, the chance of things going bad or good for the surfer and the skill to overcome change... none of that will be happening in a wave pool with a repeating wave.

I mean how boring is a tube ride with no chance of a section or a wobble or a change in speed? It's like watching a guy on one of those flow rider machines. Ye haw I'm swurfing! Time to go mow the lawn.....

Gee, if only I had made My position on adultery explicitly clear... All kidding aside, you eat shit and you die, Franklin Graham. rawstory.com/2018/05/evange…

For those struggling to understand the #wslfounderscup format, I've prepared this basic, handy equation to simplify:

"I do want to thank you Mr. President for making our lives a lot... less... more enjoyable." I, too, would like to say to Trump: you've made all of our lives a lot less more enjoyable. 😂😂😂 h/t ALT-immigration

Kindness is not a sign of weakness; kindness is a sign of strength, a sign of character, a sign of grace.

Boring. That es the "surfing" ahora.