Use the Dora hand greeting.

Well it looks like there is some good news in all of this. The Quiksilver Pro G-land - scheduled to take place in a remote part of Indonesia in June - will either be canceled or moved to an area with more infrastructure.

I'm pretty sure nobody in the surfing world posts more pictures of themselves than Kelly Slater. It's good to love yourself and all but geeze guy.

Summary of the #encinitas protest condemnations. They're all white & rich so STFU. Stupid selfish white people. Where R the cops? If they were black they'd be in jail. They're not in jail because of white privilege. Now U don't need to read anything more about it, you're welcome.

Can't wait for that stimulus check to get here so I can use it to go surfing. #surf #sponsoredsurfer #freesurf

I’m getting a little tired of Instagram tricking me into watching boogie board videos. #noboogies

The best thing I did today? I blocked WSL Brasil 🇧🇷.

Ancient Aliens? Ya right. Is there anything ancient alien theorists don't think is a clear sign of the existence of aliens? Come on just one thing. Anyone? No? HISTORY Ancient Aliens

You see, when you're a pathological liar, a chronic over exaggerator, and you have the vocabulary of an 8 year old, witty comebacks to tough questions becomes a touchy subject. #RacistInChief #trumpmeltdown

Hey Donny... how great is America looking now? Donald J. Trump

#Accountability #ThinBlueLine #LawEnforcementOfficer #LawEnforcementReform

Can anyone explain why most of the cops I see during this protest aren't wearing masks? Pandemic? Will their irresponsibility be a contributor to the second wave? I guess they're above the guidelines the rest of us have to follow. #COVID19Pandemic #GeorgeFloydProtests

Isn’t life great with no pro surfing? It’s like going back in time to when we could just enjoy life and being a surfer without having to feel associated with this x games mentality and the overexploitation that goes along with it. Enjoy the break. #wsl

Gee what a dilemma. Surfline say light and variable winds tomorrow and NOAA says NW winds 16 to 23 with gusts to 32. Who should I trust? Should I be waxing my board up tonight or sleeping in tomorrow? Crazy some people pay money to be confused like this.

Once again Surfline is saying light and variable winds with glassy clean condition for Wednesday and the local winds are blowing NW 12-15 and the outside bouy is blowing NW 25-27. I wonder what the chances of it being clean in the morning are? Ha ha. Don’t pay money for Surfline

Still my favorite quote of all time.

Maybe it’s just me, but 12 to 15 pumps and one big air kind of seems like a waste. #surfing

It’s not really style if you’re trying.