BREAKING Fat Useless Bloke has crack at injured Superstar

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It sucks how the rain yesterday made Johnny Bairstow drop all those catches and walk out of his crease in the first two tests. But that's weather for ya!

An Open Letter from Oz Dear Mr Stokes I hope you're well As you may know, when the Scots invented golf, they decided to play on in the rain When the English invented cricket, you decided to have rain breaks. Let me know if you need more tissues Yours AJU #ashes #ENGvsAUS

And Thus for services to Australian Cricket he was Knighted to be forever known as Sir Johnny Dropalot #SirJohnnyDropalot #Ashes2023 #ENGvsAUS #crying

Read a great Book this week "Toowoomba the Bell Tolls"

Piers Morgan Great News Bairstow to be Knighted ----for services to Australian Cricket He henceforth shall be known as Sir Drop-a-lot #SirDropAlot #Ashes #bairstow

BREAKING Bairstow's Nappy doubles as Hanky for Tears Morgan #Ashes2023

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Just like Piers Morgan facing @BrettLee_58 #TearsMorgan

BREAKING England Wins "World's Greatest Wankers". "It will sit nicely on the trophy shelf alongside our awards for "Europe's Biggest Knobs" (Awarded for Brexit), and the Universe's Best Hypocrites for all the colonial killing stuff", Chief Wanker Piers Morgan whined!

Hi all I am Alan Jones' Underpants 's daughter. He is leaving here as he is deeply unwell. He says thank you to all the friends he made here and only wishes he can live long enough to vote yes and help Australia become a better place. Thanks.

Thank you all for your kind words. I am a bit overwhelmed. I read some out to my father. He smiled. He is stable now and even improved a little.

Dad Update. He is stable. I sat with him last night and watched the Matildas. Afterwards he said "I suppose the men will do the right thing now and take a pay cut" Thanks again for all the kind wishes

Just an update First - Dad is stable -- Stable enough to ask the young Asian intern for her phone number. He thinks there's a date night. Second -- he wants you to know that this account was 3 people. Him, Rosemary, who now has dementia and keith who passed away recently

My father passed away this morning. He voted Yes a week ago. I said to him on Thursday how I hated the Murdochs for what they have done for the NO. He said " Don't waste time hating the Murdochs. Just remember The Murdochs hate the Murdochs" RIP Dad XXXX