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England Wins 'World's Greatest Wankers'.

'It will sit nicely on the trophy shelf alongside our awards for 'Europe's Biggest Knobs' (Awarded for Brexit), and the Universe's Best Hypocrites for all the colonial killing stuff', Chief Wanker Piers Morgan whined!

Just like Piers Morgan facing @BrettLee_58
#TearsMorgan

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Bairstow's Nappy doubles as Hanky for Tears Morgan
#Ashes2023

Piers Morgan Great News

Bairstow to be Knighted ----for services to Australian Cricket

He henceforth shall be known as Sir Drop-a-lot
#SirDropAlot #Ashes #bairstow

BREAKING

Bairstow's Nappy doubles as Hanky for Tears Morgan
#Ashes2023

Read a great Book this week

'Toowoomba the Bell Tolls'

And Thus for services to Australian Cricket he was Knighted to be forever known as Sir Johnny Dropalot

#SirJohnnyDropalot #Ashes2023 #ENGvsAUS #crying

And Thus for services to Australian Cricket he was Knighted to be forever known as Sir Johnny Dropalot

#SirJohnnyDropalot #Ashes2023 #ENGvsAUS #crying

It sucks how the rain yesterday made Johnny Bairstow drop all those catches and walk out of his crease in the first two tests. But that's weather for ya!

An Open Letter from Oz

Dear Mr Stokes

I hope you're well

As you may know, when the Scots invented golf, they decided to play on in the rain

When the English invented cricket, you decided to have rain breaks.

Let me know if you need more tissues

Yours
AJU #ashes #ENGvsAUS

Salty Sam 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 #saltysam

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Fat Useless Bloke has crack at injured Superstar