Dear courier that was just at my house, please don’t call CPS. My son was denied his 6th gummy bear not being abused.... #tgif

I am DYING at all these Christmas family photos 😩🌲❤️

Did anyone else’s parents not let them decorate the tree the day you got it because it needed to “rest” or “settle”? Or did they just not want to do it that day? 🧐

I haven’t received a single online order in like 48 hours and it feels like a part of me is missing... #ChristmasInAPandemic

I never really saw myself having a dance party with my husband and our naked toddler in my bathroom because he PEED ON THE POTTY 🙌🏼💃🏼🎉!!!!!!!...... but here we are.

I woke up at 4am to a little voice saying “watch Ginch on TV?” so I’d say someone is getting excited for Christmas 🎄

I can’t wait to break it to Henry that chores come before presents 🙃 #farmkidproblems 🐄

When he sends you good morning texts 😍

My kid is so starved for interaction with other kids that everyday he stares at my stomach and yells “come out now, baby!”. So is he ever in for a shock when it won’t be able to play with him right away 🙃

This mornings logical tantrum reasoning: I wouldn’t let my 2 year old on the bus to “go to school with kids”... he’s crushed. This is the worst day of his life.

Maybe incubating our first batch of eggs exactly 21 days before my due date was a bad idea 🐣🤷🏼‍♀️

If you think your toddler is weird, mine just made me carry him to every window in the house so he could wave and say goodnight to Mickey Mouse and then he went straight to bed as if it was totally normal 😅

It’s a good day when your newborn’s umbilical cord falls off 🙌🏼

Newest delicacy in my toddler’s diet: blackberries dipped in ketchup 🙃

PSA: I just heard a June bug hit my window. They are here.

CANADA HEADING TO THE SEMI-FINALS! 🍁 #CANWNT #Tokyo2020 #RiseHigher

My Christmas gift from my toddler is that he now calls me “You Lady” instead of last week’s “Mommy” 🎄

My 3 year old just told me to get out of the bathroom because he needs “privacy”. I can’t handle the irony.

I feel physically nauseous at the thought of celebrating lifted mandates in NB while on the other side of the world people are currently fearing their next moments. While I’m thankful - nothing I’ve ever experienced the last two years will compare.