#BoringHorrorMovies Rhaegar Targaryen 's "nightmares" -_-

#5wordstories My husband is a douche Rhaegar Targaryen

@GregorPartyDude #Gregorisback? aw fuck.

#pointless? Marrying a Targaryen and bearing him 2 kids was #pointless

Real #ASOIAF ending: Aegon Targaryen returns to Westeros, finds out #Dorne has been hiding me all along. Ｆʒ turns out to be Rhaegar Targaryen.

The WhiteWalkers were a joke. Just a prank Lord Commander Mormont was playing on @JonBastSnow . #RealASOIAFEnding

*squeezes in* :D "Rhaegar Targaryen: Oberyn Martell *snuggles you*"

@GregorPartyDude where's our sex video? why hasnt TMZ offered to buy it yet? >:( Rhaegar Targaryen

@GregorPartyDude it's called One Night in Dorne ;) Rhaegar Targaryen

Excited for my #Sevenmas presents! *cough Rhaegar Targaryen Aegon Targaryen Oberyn Martell @GregorPartyDude cough* #wait #whyisGreegthere

@GregorPartyDude *GASP* another widdle baby? :D :D #childbirth #makesmecough #notscream #weirdDornish Rhaegar Targaryen Aegon Targaryen Oberyn Martell

#EndoftheWorldConfessions Aegon Targaryen is my son with Oberyn Martell . Sorry bb, you can't be King.

THAT'S RIGHT HUSBAND! Rhaegar Targaryen "Tyene Sand: Rhaegar and Elia's wedding | From the "Complete Guide to Westeros" … tmblr.co/Zd_yJtbxF6na"

>:( "Rhaegar Targaryen: Qarl the Maid #itsokaykiddo #atleastsheisntdornish Poppy Pyke"

Has anyone seen my husband? He's late #AGAIN in paying for child support. >:( Rhaegar Targaryen *cough evenifrhaenyslookslike Oberyn Martell cough*

I mean uhh.. yes kids! Dragons are uh.. Dornish delicasies! Yep! #PG #whichdoesntexistinWesterosactually >_> King Tommen Myrcella Baratheon

Waited ALL DAY and NOTHING! Where was my Valentines Day present and dinner Rhaegar Targaryen ? >:( #WORST #HUSBAND #EVER

@FireAndAerys daddy-in-law!!! :D

@FireAndAerys i have a few... complaints about our dearest darling Rhaegar Targaryen in a nutshell he's being a bad husband daddy! >:(

@FireAndAerys he forgot my Valentines present!! And my name. ;___; CUT OFF HIS ALLOWANCE DADDY >:( Rhaegar Targaryen