#ThingsMyDaddyTaughtMe ;-)

#Mention10PeopleYouReallyLove DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY Asha Greyjoy and none for Aelinor Dayne bye.

*fills nuncle aeron's room with rusty hinges* *wipes away a tear* #IMISSYOUDADDY #COMEBACKTOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #andbringpresents Euron Greyjoy

*cuts out some tongues* *marries nute the barber to a flirty pelican* #being Euron Greyjoy #ishard #veryhard #WINK #permanentwink ;-)

*like sodomizes a baby or something idk* Euron Greyjoy

I'm in a group video chat with 2 sexy people and also Darkstar - Click to watch or join: tinychat.com/fakewesteros

robb has more kraken buttplugs than i do! i.imgur.com/j3nHFuo.jpg #talisasucks #fuckhbo

LOOK GUYS HE FINALLY ADMITTED IT Oberyn Martell Ser Gerold Dayne

@GregorPartyDude #CAKEWATERCLOAK #or #LEMONPARTY?

@GregorPartyDude oh baby yeah oh man oh god

@GregorPartyDude A BEAR THERE WAS A BEAR A BEAR

don't you hate it when you're just lying on the beach and an octopus crawls out of your vagina?

my dinner plans are RUINED.

@GregorPartyDude "OHHHH GOD IT BURNS SO GOOD RUB IT INTO MY EYES" MOANED SANSA

@GregorPartyDude DARKSTAR AND LEM DICKJOUSTED FURIOUSLY, THEIR COCKS CLASHING LIKE THEIR PURPLE AND YELLOW CLOAKS

#ImSoSickOf BABIES. they're EVERYWHERE! it's all baby this, baby that, all the goddamn time! i need some variety in my diet! >:(

@GregorPartyDude hey remember that time we thought we had friends

KRAKEN GANGNAM STYLE! youtube.com/watch?v=mcTlEu… Euron Greyjoy

don't you hate it when facehuggers mistake your vagina dentata for a mouth?

at some point you have to accept that no matter how many times you let a giant spider lay eggs in your butt, daddy will never love you.