Born too late to be Vine famous born too early to be TikTok famous, born just in time to graduate into a pandemic and not qualify for a stimulus check

Pointing out that birth control pills have a worse blood clot rate than any vaccine isn’t saying “blood clots are fine” but rather that it’s amazing what we won’t tolerate for the general population but will tolerate for mostly women for 60 years completely unchecked.

girls will be like “i’m the main character” and then spend 20 hours a day in bed

i asked a guy to do something for me last night and he said “i’ll do whatever the fuck you want me to do” a lot of you could learn from this

There HAS to be more to life than begging an average looking white guy with a crazy mom for the bare minimum!!!!!!!!!!!

Well folks, this is just insane.

Groceries sure doesn’t feel cheaper than eating out lol

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I hear you brotha

found out farmers often protect their young cows from frostbite by using special earmuffs and i mean just look at them

when u get hired and ur boss is like "this isn't just a job it's a family" u bout to have the WORST experience of your life

It’s a great day to be a wolverine 〽️🍾

We’ve got 2 more to give away. RT & follow for your chance to win a limited BriTNy hoodie. We’ll draw 2 random winners on Thursday 1/13 @ 6pm

After 45 minutes on hold with United Airlines I am still being stranded in Houston an extra day after paying extra for 2 direct flights and being forced onto flights with layovers

me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treat me when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat

Why live tweet the Olympics when I can just blow up Clare Griffith phone with all my thoughts 😂

"Chrissy Teigan referred to Donald Trump as a 'pussy ass bitch'"