this is so hard😭😭😭😭 klay thompson😭😭😭😭

he also hired people to act as regular shoppers around him so it felt real, do you know how famous you had to be to do that

Niggas stuck with “Tylil” and “Rakai” now

In 2006, you could go to Walmart half-drunk at 3 a.m. and walk out with a live lobster, cheap lingerie and a handgun.

quando o alarme não toca e sinto que estou dormindo mais do q deveria

me pretending i’m listening at a job interview when i’m having an anxiety attack

Cartoon characters when they’re late for an exam

The alpha males of Twitter waiting on Klay Thompson after practice 😂😂😂

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night" me in the afternoon and at night:

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

Remember who you are, weird girl

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

No matter how slow the elderly person ahead of you in line is, and no matter your hurry, when they turn and apologize you always smile gently and say take your time. ALWAYS.

You think everything funny huh” Me:

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men? Do I have this correct?

me revisiting Michael’s discography like I never heard it before: