sharon vape 𓆝 ⋆｡𖦹°‧🫧 You’re never supposed to have more than a 1-2 point gap in attractiveness

If a girl blocks you on IG, 3/4 times she got a boyfriend and is making a futile attempt not to fuck it up. (Plausible deniability. Also so the algo doesn’t recommend you to her bf) Lurk her if you must, but I’ve seen a few come back. Just resume like nothing happened.

“Bro gotta have a Lambo and bottle service to get girls. Status, man. Top level looks”

Definitely gets better when you’re married, guys!

If you listen long enough they’ll tell you the truth

My nigga is a certified e-girl enjoyer 😎

If you are not attracted to women 18-22 years old, you are lying, homosexual or low T

Hope she brought her jump shot bc I’d be having her in WNBA tryouts

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The annoying part of dating a 30+ man is when you tell him "Leave me alone", and he says "Ok" and actually leave. 😏😕

I just straightforwardly don’t trust men who claim to not be physically attracted to women under twenty. They are either lying to me or lying to themselves for the purpose of social signaling. Regardless, I want nothing to do with it.

She’s 100% correct about all of this, but fails to tell you the only known remedy: you can occasionally Hulk-smash through all of women’s shit-testing by just being really bold and not giving a fuck

He just like me fr (except for all the gay race communism)

Your alter ego is the real you. He must be slowed down though

If you listen long enough, they tell the truth

If she makes you use a condom she doesn’t really like you