Duke Herndon (@dukeherndon) 's Twitter Profile
Duke Herndon

@dukeherndon

Put down the bottle. Pick up more girls.

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calendar_today26-09-2025 21:36:59

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If a girl blocks you on IG, 3/4 times she got a boyfriend and is making a futile attempt not to fuck it up. (Plausible deniability. Also so the algo doesn’t recommend you to her bf) Lurk her if you must, but I’ve seen a few come back. Just resume like nothing happened.

Paola (@_pa0la___) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just straightforwardly don’t trust men who claim to not be physically attracted to women under twenty. They are either lying to me or lying to themselves for the purpose of social signaling. Regardless, I want nothing to do with it.

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She’s 100% correct about all of this, but fails to tell you the only known remedy: you can occasionally Hulk-smash through all of women’s shit-testing by just being really bold and not giving a fuck