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@eatsleepdave_r

ever see a man say ‘goodbye’ to his shoes?

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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

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My Year 7s are writing Ghost Stories in Drama at the moment, which involves creating a character who is a ghost. When I asked one student what her character’s last words were, she looked me dead in the eyes and said “Piss”

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I ate a few fries off a plate on a counter, thinking they were free samples but it turns out another customer had just left them there

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🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage said George Jones wouldn't be a part of Reform's campaign after calling a pride flag "degenerate" and comparing LGBT people to paedophiles He is now at Reform's election party [Harry Horton]

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage said George Jones wouldn't be a part of Reform's campaign after calling a pride flag "degenerate" and comparing LGBT people to paedophiles 

He is now at Reform's election party 

[<a href="/harry_horton/">Harry Horton</a>]
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I’ll never forget when I was in a Curry House in Scotland and a mate of mine mentioned that he didn’t like Irn Bru and a loud Scottish voice from across the restaurant shouted “IS HE SLAGGING AFF IRN BRU!?”