[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

“What if Mona Lisa but in Middle Earth?”

Sausage animals

They're laughing at you.

My Year 7s are writing Ghost Stories in Drama at the moment, which involves creating a character who is a ghost. When I asked one student what her character’s last words were, she looked me dead in the eyes and said “Piss”

what a fucking loser

Chelsea

Give it to Big Cam til the end of the season

Me: [on the phone for an ambulance because I’ve been shot through the neck with a crossbow] “No worries if not”

Government meets 27% of recruitment target for trainee secondary music teachers musicteachermagazine.co.uk/news/article/g…

I ate a few fries off a plate on a counter, thinking they were free samples but it turns out another customer had just left them there

🔥 🔥 🔥

Whatever you think of the plot throughout the six seasons of Lost, there’s no doubt that Michael Giacchino absolutely nailed it Beautiful score

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage said George Jones wouldn't be a part of Reform's campaign after calling a pride flag "degenerate" and comparing LGBT people to paedophiles He is now at Reform's election party [Harry Horton]

Crazy how this is a real picture

I’ll never forget when I was in a Curry House in Scotland and a mate of mine mentioned that he didn’t like Irn Bru and a loud Scottish voice from across the restaurant shouted “IS HE SLAGGING AFF IRN BRU!?”