My mom set up my brothers elf on the shelf like they were playing in snow and the last three pictures is what we woke up to instead...

Accents didn't exist until Niall Horan invented them

Directors on Directors: Tom Ford on Greta Gerwig's Little Women link: variety.com/gallery/direct…

LITTLE WOMEN is one of those movies where you really really like it then start talking about it and suddenly you’re like oh that’s a perfect movie and I want to watch it again immediately

I’m so bad at texting I’m about to take communication off my resume.

Bank robber: step on it! Other bank robber: [putting gun to drivers head] fucking drive or I’ll kill you [lights start flashing in car] Robber: what the fuck Cab driver: [through tears] welcome to cash cab

so what’re y’all up to tmrw?? (yeah I’m sorry there’s a right answer to this question)

You don’t like Adam Driver you just miss Adrien Brody

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

Deeply into Greta Gerwig being unapologetically proud of her own work

Someone help me adapt this into a screenplay 🥺

bruv can I just be zach braff

Dudes gotta understand, I’m only cockblocking because my friend wants me to. If she was interested I would have sat there and ate my food.

You ever watch a movie or TV show and you’re like “there’s something just slightly off about this” and then like halfway through you realize it’s Canadian?

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

the poet the poem

WISH I WAS IN KANSAS RN