shelbY easuM (@easumshelby) 's Twitter Profile
shelbY easuM

@easumshelby

Deputy Director of the Department of Homeland Obscurity

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calendar_today01-01-2015 21:18:03

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Si🦋 (@isiarraswanson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My mom set up my brothers elf on the shelf like they were playing in snow and the last three pictures is what we woke up to instead...

My mom set up my brothers elf on the shelf like they were playing in snow and the last three pictures is what we woke up to instead...
BenDavid Grabinski (@bdgrabinski) 's Twitter Profile Photo

LITTLE WOMEN is one of those movies where you really really like it then start talking about it and suddenly you’re like oh that’s a perfect movie and I want to watch it again immediately

The All American (@davidstandal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bank robber: step on it! Other bank robber: [putting gun to drivers head] fucking drive or I’ll kill you [lights start flashing in car] Robber: what the fuck Cab driver: [through tears] welcome to cash cab

The Queen 💍 (@queengulley) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dudes gotta understand, I’m only cockblocking because my friend wants me to. If she was interested I would have sat there and ate my food.

chris person (@papapishu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You ever watch a movie or TV show and you’re like “there’s something just slightly off about this” and then like halfway through you realize it’s Canadian?