Je**ifer **pez should put out an album called “This Is A New Lo”

What do you feel when animals run from you

When people give you your flowers but they’re hydrangeas

Someone should have said Donna Quran Clothing

Beverly Glenn-Copeland said what you felt.

I smell burning toast and hear Sharon Stone’s voice. Watch this space.

Jotting

Not for a billion dollars and everlasting life could I be attracted to Andrew Garfield.

I never rep, but Juju bout to have me coming out the closet as a class of 20** Trojan.

Don’t smile in photos if you don’t know how to. You don’t like it and we don’t wanna see it. Be an inner glow.

*Matreon*

High on hope-i-oids

They kidnapped Oscar the Grouch from his home, cleaned him up, threw him in a brilliant azure recycling bin, slapped a VOTE BLUE sticker on his head and phoned the media, but when the rent was due, where were they? I am happy when they lose.

What do you call a 40+ year old Black woman possessed by the devil? The Auntie Christ