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The All American

@davidstandal

Comedian | Host | Fargo | Cellar Comedy Club | Tim & Dave Show | Alf | Radio Free Fargo KRFF | 701 | Davey & Rascal Show 95.9FM Tues 7am-9am |

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Fargo PD be like: LOOK SEE! WE GOT A GAY OFFICER! WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT? SEE WE ARENT ALL BAD. REMEMBER THAT WHEN SHE'S PUTTING YOU IN THE SLEEPER HOLD. WE LOVE GAYS.

Fargo PD be like: 

LOOK SEE! WE GOT A GAY OFFICER! WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT? SEE WE ARENT ALL BAD. REMEMBER THAT WHEN SHE'S PUTTING YOU IN THE SLEEPER HOLD. WE LOVE GAYS.
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We’re doing what every other comic is doing. A podcast. Listen to The All American , Marquay, and I talk about cool stuff youtu.be/re9p-inTvQQ

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Hey I drove out to Bismarck to do this podcast with a couple cool white dudes. Many topics are covered. Give it a watch or face my wrath. youtu.be/4BrqK7YPM1w

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Jahova at my door: "Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" Me: "Man.. (drags vape) Jesus huh? haven't heard that name in ages."

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Do you guys ever regret not taking your grandmother's medication? You were too young to conceptualize how high you could have gotten?