Fargo PD be like.. help us find this criminal. Like I'm suppsoed to locate El Chupacabra.

Fargo PD be like: LOOK SEE! WE GOT A GAY OFFICER! WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT? SEE WE ARENT ALL BAD. REMEMBER THAT WHEN SHE'S PUTTING YOU IN THE SLEEPER HOLD. WE LOVE GAYS.

You're a little boot licking nark, Hannah. Pigs don't get Peanut Butter Patties.

Hey everybody, look at Junior Officer Dipshit. Thin Blue Line? I bet you can't even spell "Blue" you piece of shit.

FUN FACT: a good way to reduce depression symptoms. Is to take the medication prescribed to you by your doctor.

*smoking with my friend* Friend: Bro are you high? Me: Yeah dude, I'm —

Me to new open mic comedians

We’re doing what every other comic is doing. A podcast. Listen to The All American , Marquay, and I talk about cool stuff youtu.be/re9p-inTvQQ

Hey I drove out to Bismarck to do this podcast with a couple cool white dudes. Many topics are covered. Give it a watch or face my wrath. youtu.be/4BrqK7YPM1w

Remember. Not all dogs go to heaven.

American Marketing at its finest

Jahova at my door: "Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" Me: "Man.. (drags vape) Jesus huh? haven't heard that name in ages."

Imagine a police dog gives you this stupid look before biting your nuts and face off.

When I take exquisitely high doses of DMT this is what I hope to achieve.

Racist Radio Station

Some one get the Lorax a freaking gun.

You know Alf runs with Lil Reese & them

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Do you guys ever regret not taking your grandmother's medication? You were too young to conceptualize how high you could have gotten?