Look, if I had sex with a witch you would have heard about it

Crystal Servant unit voicelines: "I serve the Crystal." "For the Crystal." "The Crystal wills it." On death: [sound of a crystal exploding]

I'm in hell and all the demons have depression and social anxiety now. Stabbing myself repeatedly with a trident while saying slightly above normal volume: "it's fine, I got it"

I'm getting absolutely eviscerated out here! By the machine.

My internal monolog has developed an Australian accent

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Kind of tired of living in demon hell, and getting my head shot off by Medusa devils only for it to regenerate. But I'm optimistic.

Almost got fucking crushed by heavy shit two times this week, but whatever.

You actually do not need to eat or sleep for two days straight. The reason for this is; who fucking cares?

I'm tired of being in touch with my feminine side. I want to be one of those guys who tries to talk to you inside a wawa

what the land sees when you acknowledge it

The American Third Space is the Car

I want to be political on Twitter, but I can't for political reasons

I think before you make a political post on Twitter dot com you should have to learn about the Going To The People movement circa 1870

you have reached the end of your journey, adventurer. you must make a decision; continue the Age of Prolonged Evil Sad Suffering? or begin the Age of Insane Fucked Up Chaos?

My uber driver almost ran a group of girls over then looked at me with a stern face and said "the world...the world is a bad place..."

I'm gonna get a haircut and show the lady at ulta a picture of Leon Kennedy

The true beauty of furniture is realized in wiping it down with a wet rag

you know that I could USE someboday

Anupa Thathsara this shit took me forever