the tweakers love hinge

both of them are tiny - i doubt they could even survive a trip across a pond

Where are those pants I wore?
Where be my pants of yore?
Far have flown my trousers true,
Those full and flapping pantaloons
Of flow'ring English youth.

i dont think ill ever forget this comment

I shan't ever click upon the link to thy Substack, lad. Now be on thy merry way lest I have my musclebound valet thrash thee for sport. AHA HA HA HA!!!

First day in MFA prison. In the yard I approach the baddest motherfucker with the most severe male-pattern balding and savagely lampoon the Franzenesque self-indulgence of his prose. that night they all beat the tar out of me with rock-filled New Yorker tote bags

Willy Wonka is based on the French character Guilly Ouonquard

homer is, in effect, a simpson - my impression of what people say

I have a PhD in Common Sense with a focus on Conventional Wisdom

There was in fact a large variety of Calvini -- Veneto Calvino, Sicilio Calvino, Tuscanio Calvino, and so on -- who were fused together into the man we now know as Italo.

bro abounds

observe Rembrandt's exquisite linework

You don't really see Lindyman tweets any more