this is euphoria to me

I unfollow people I don’t know for the smallest shit on IG. Some girl posted a ultrasound that had a plane in the belly and said I’m expecting more trips this year. Yeah she gota go

i’ve never seen euphoria but this is what i imagine it’s like

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

When I remember to cancel my subscription before the free trial is over

The only good feeling left is when you’re eating an amazing sandwich and you still have another half left

if we ever in a “don’t laugh” situation do NOT ever look over at me bro

I have changed my opinion about rotisserie chicken

i love to lay down. love it. can’t think of anything better honestly.

sometimes i forget that not everyone went to a public high school where the fistfights started at 7:25am EST

carrot cake is a superior dessert and not all of you are refined enough to appreciate all that she brings to the conversation

When you guys say stuff like “hot girls do their laundry on thursday” or whatever it makes me feel like I am trapped in a tj maxx

sleeping from scratch tonight (not drunk, no edibles, no melatonin)

going to marry into wealth so I can afford a one bedroom

me in the presence of nerds gummy clusters