it hurts to see people living your dream (being sponsored by parmesan cheese) (not an olympic silver medal)

Mariah Carey’s Jack Russell Terriers photographed for Vogue. 📸: Charlie Engman

“Your hair is very stunning that way”

THEY ARE EATING THE DOGS THEY ARE EATING THE CATS

You people are fucking OBTUSE!!!!!!!

David Lynch on Philly

Me when it’s Saturday

go birds

You’re either with the Philadelphia Eagles or you’re with the terrorists.

Harrison Butker got to play in the Super Bowl in front of Donald Trump and watched his team get smacked around for four straight hours. Thank you, Catholic God.

I couldn’t love this woman any more

Vanderpump rules

He’s the Tony Bennett to his Lady Gaga

The writers of And Just Like That season 3 really said what if we just replaced Samantha with a faulty alarm system

hate this new google docs "ask gemini" feature. if i wanted to get misinformation from a gemini i'd talk to my mother

Buying Addison Rae tix

Liza, I’m sorry, but this will continue after you’re dust honey

Guy who has a Don’t Tread On Me bumper sticker but cheers on his government gunning down its citizens

No actually they are absolutely not my friends or my loved ones

the only way Michael Rapaport’s presence on Traitors will be worth it is if they let Dorinda off the leash with a couple martinis so she can obliterate him