chilling on the floor with my feets out

you see this shit spiderman this doofy human is on the floor

I fucking hate this flamingo

visiting my big human brother

I sit like people now

You're playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with Sephiroth, He is using a Pro Controller and you brought your drifting Joy-Cons. After a few matches he notices you're struggling and asked: "Those ones don't seem to work...Shall I give you Dis-pair?"

My human is not allowed to play this game

committing a crime

Pool

Pool

more Clippy in Smash Bros ideas

please help i lost my glasses - Scott The Woz

bring your eevee to work day

As part of Nintendo's push for online services on the Wii, one of the many applications they made was the now-offline "Wii-Woo", which would contact emergency services immediately upon startup. Nintendo stated to only use it in a real "Wii-mergency".

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