The entire bachitwt on the big 27th as they announce the highly anticipated POPULARITY POLL

nothing worse than eternal break week

私は昔、スウェーデンに住んでいたため、頑張って思い出そうとすればスウェーデン語の基本的な会話は出来る。 文法やスペルは間違えると思う。 ときどきスウェーデンから友人が来日するし、今でも懐かしく思うから、スウェーデン人からフォローされることもあると思う。

a mysterious rōnin has come seeking the bounty on my head

In my experience, typos are magically revealed—perhaps even created—by hitting send on the email to circulate the draft.

Rocks are alive and have a desire to be stacked, moved around, tumbled, etc

I’ve just started threatening suicide everywhere like the card reader was broken at this gas station and I started choking my self until they let me have my candy for free

Benefits of caffeinemaxxing: - life is beautiful - resting heart rate 600bpm - you feel alive - work seems bearable - increased concentration - ability to see sounds - confidence boost

”Jag är med guzzen, kan inte” = Jag älskar Netanyahu, Länge leve Israel.

graduated top of my ass at fart school

cock injured

eating popcorn in a movie theater and wiping my greasy hands on the pants of the guy sitting next to me

Everybody makes fun of me for having a nictitating membrane. They call me "Four eyes".... "Frog bitch". Preteens flipping their eyelids up and pointing at me in mockery But when you drop Papa's special wristwatch in the swamp... You will call my name...

if you dont call it super dee dooper poly and go YIPEE! when it resolves then im calling a judge to have you executed

Ironically, most penguins don't know that today is World Penguin Day and think it's just a regular Saturday. The reason, of course, is that they refused to adopt the new Gregorian calendar in 1582, and still adhere to the old Julian one, for tax purposes.

always curious what kind of noises youd make if you were tiny and i whipped you into a brick wall as hard as i can