Homeless guy: Caleb Pitts you will die on August 5th 2023 when a stray bullet flies through your bedroom window and into your neck. Me [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me

“Getting some pussy” and “getting some dick” are valid

They have one but the only workout is walking around a featureless cube clockwise three rotations, then counter clockwise

Gonna have to take a break due to too much Hitlerism on here

Ben Shapiro gets to say his thoughts on the war and what should happen (to millions of people), but when I say what should happen to Ben Shapiro (literally just 1 guy), I get suspended

Okay I kinda get backlash against the Serious Films types. It's a movie, calm down

What about something like bitcoin but analog, like you can hold it in your hand

New playlist AUTUMN NOCTURNES: ROMANTIC MID-CENTURY JAZZ SELECTIONS, two hours of 50s/60s piano-centric jazz with a wistful fall/early winter vibe Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/4K9n5… Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/au… YouTube: youtube.com/playlist?list=…

I have a few more weeks where I can say this before pulling my pants down and then it’ll be too far from summer to justify

Andrew Tate is one of those guys that reminds you that you can be really fit and still seem like a total dweeb

Muhammad Ali got to have two different cool names

this isn’t a question of “should we be aiding this.” ultimately, we should execute every minister Israel has and most of their officers

Yes, the media, famous for being in the pocket of Hamas

The Mummies - The Fly 1991 / Counter Culture Public Access TV 9 / San Francisco ⚡️sound on⚡️

I havent seen or heard a thing from Waka for years that didn't make me full-body cringe

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.